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Hippy Fish on St Jon's Beach

Sunday 23 September 2012

Weeks 34 to 37 – Greece


Sat amongst the Italian 'lads' chanting Mykonos (like the Island was some kind of Euopean football team) we eventually arrived, via Athens, to Mykonos.  On this trip I have decided that the only good thing about travelling on budget airlines is your heightened appreciation of the non-budget airlines.
We caught a taxi to Our hotel in Ornos.  We always like to stay within walking distance to the beach so you can imagine our reaction when Ornos beach came, and went, and we kept driving.  We eventually arrived at our hotel, En Lefko Prive Suites, at the top of an enormous hill and about 3kms from the beach.  It was 7am and not a sole in sight, so we grabbed a couple of pool loungers for a sleep before the lovely Elina woke us.  Luckily she had come straight from the clubs and was happy to give us a coffee, check us in and keep our bags while we went to the beach. We would later find out that this was Alina's routine, work until 2pm, go to the beach for a couple of hours, go home, sleep until midnight, party until 7am and then head to work.  This would be her day, 7 days a week from May until October.  After which she, and many other hospitality workers in Mykonos, return to Athens for work or uni.
En Lefko View with Nth African Sandstorm Cloud Layer
En Lefko proved to be a fantastic choice and not since Valbonne had we met so many fantastic people from such diverse backgrounds.  
I'm not sure if it was the hotel kitten, En Lefko, who was found in May abandoned by the side of the road, adopted by the hotel and loved by all, or the breakfasts that went from 9am until midday, or the intimacy of the hotel; but something brought people together.  It may even have been the owners who, along with their 2 daughters, came from Athens to Mykonos to run the hotel in the summer and gave the place a homely feel.  An early sense of the hotel came when we were offered drinks and invited to join the owners and some other guests to watch the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics.  Of course Middle A did her usual round of meeting, greeting and interrogating the guests to ensure she knew everyone's life story (whether they liked it or not)!
Breakfast with En Lefko the cat
A few of the standouts were 3 couples.  Firstly were Xavier and Aturo from Ecuador.  Such lovely guys who shared a love of animals with our family (including the local goats and kitten) and long breakfasts over looking the 280 degree ocean view and talking about their beloved country especially the Galapagos. Another couple were Albert and Joshua who live in New York. While Albert seemed to be a workaholic constantly online to the offices at the CNBC, Josh spent hours with us, over a very long breakfast and later over some drinks by the bar, talking about his very creative life including the ownership of a production company responsible for the Blackout Haunted House experience in NYC (read a review here http://observer.com/2011/10/the-disturbing-reality-of-new-yorks-premiere-haunted-house/).  We had many hours of laughs over the time they were there including when a guy from England tried to join in on our conversation and, when introduced to Albert, spent the next 5 mins going on about the name being made famous by Paul Simon and asking, how many times he got called Al. 
"Oh, you must have heard the song and you must get sick of hearing people make reference to it and calling you Al all the time" said the guy who said that today his name was Herbert (go figure).  
"Nobody actually calls me Al and no, I don't get people making reference to the song or Paul Simon", said Albert.
Josh chimed in and said that not even he or Albert's mother called him Al.  Herbert couldn't believe this and spent the next 5 minutes trying to convince us (or himself) that the link was really very funny.  Oh well, at least Herbert did tell us a funny joke about consultants which was relevant given the decisions Big A and I were making regarding London v Brisbane.
The Heathrow Injection
The last but certainly not the least was a couple from England.  Jo and Chris were hysterical and if you’ve ever met a mental British bloke you’ll know what I mean.  They both had really interesting life stories and as a couple were great company.  The girls loved Jo, especially Little A who was instantly drawn to Jo’s very high shoes and her Swarovski crystal nails.  Although Jo owned a dance school, they had no children by choice, opting instead to parent a huge mastiff dog.  This dog had it’s own sofa and Jo proudly told us how she spent 3 months trying to lure the dog into the kennel, by getting in there herself, in order to transport the dog from Australia to the UK.  Chris introduced Middle A to Face in Hole and I’ll let you be the judge of the results. Jo set up a temporary nail bar at Hippy Fish and gave the Little and Middle Jo-like nails.  They're like the aunt and uncle you send your kids to for a one week vacation only to receive them back with a bit more body art,  addictions and attitude than when they left!  
The reality of travelling with Big A
Final mention for En Lefko must go to the young staff who work there.  It makes sense that the family are lovely as this is their business and they genuinely have a keen eye for great customer service, but the way they have instilled this into the very young staff is incredible. In fact I’d have to say it seems to come so naturally to all of them.  Remembering coffee orders, giving the girls food scraps for the neighbouring goats, fish, cats etc, the twice daily servicing of the rooms to such a high standard and engaging with the girls as if they were genuinely happy to have them around were all qualities that made us fall in love with not just the hotel but the people as well.  We will definitely keep in touch with Dora who was exquisite inside and out. 
Given the distance from the beach we decided to rent a scooter.  Of course could have walked it if it wasn’t for the kamikaze scooter riders, a 3km vertical incline or fear of ‘bollock’ rash from walking a distance straight after swimming.  We would leave the girls at the hotel with the staff, Big A would drop me off, return to get the girls and then reverse the order to go home.  It actually worked really well and the girls had such a ball on their first scooter rides.  We would have hired a car but frankly the chances of parking in Mykonos town or the beaches, is almost impossible and the negative impact on the budget was unacceptable.  So we rode the scooter to the beach and local restaurants, and caught the bus to the town.  
Manicures at Hippy Fish
Despite the hill, En Lefko was perfectly situated between Ornos and St John's beaches.  Ornos had been our favourite but this time it didn’t have the same appeal.  There are definitely more beautiful people per square meter in Mykonos than anywhere else I’ve ever been.  In the town they wear very little and on the beach they wear even less, so I’m not sure whether it was my age, my cellulite, my michelin middle, my fat arse or all of the above but this time I felt really out of place.  So we gravitated to St John’s where the people were a little older, fatter and uglier (and even then they’d make Bondi look like a holiday camp for the Biggest Loser)!  
Our two favourite restaurants were Hippy Fish at St Johns and Ithaki at Ornos.  Ithaki is simply a place we've been going to for over 10 years now and it's fantastic, right on the beach, decent food, great padded bench seats with lots and lots of cushions to lie back in and watch the day go by and really cold beer served in chilled glasses.  Hippy Fish is also right on the beach but is only one of two places and has a real party feel about it, regardless of the time of day.  They have their own DJ, a PR guy who walks around sharing shots of Ouzo with his "brothers" and getting jiggy with the, mostly male, patrons who randomly stand up and dance, and a local philosopher who returned from a trip to India a changed man imparting wisdom on all who got within earshot.  ‘Aristotle Mykonos’ also carried a little black dog around with him, which meant our girls were never far away from him, and therefore, neither was I.  He knew all about us from Middle and Little A and happily dished out his very "insightful" views on what we should do and how we should live.  So in taking his advice we will be living where the wind takes us, playing it cool and not letting conformity destroy our girls’ spirits.  I’ll send you all a postcard when we land…  He definitely put the 'hippy' in Hippy Fish.  
Hippy Fish and St John's Beach
We spent a few nights in Mykonos town and ate at two restaurants, Nikos Tavern and Uno Con Carne.  Nikos is a must when in Mykonos and, like Ithaki, has been a regular on the 3 times we’ve been to the island over the last 10 years.  It is most known for it’s resident pelican but it also has decent food at reasonable prices and great service. Uno Con Carne is a really upmarket steakhouse, chosen because of Middle A’s obsession with ribs, and whilst not bad, I’d only go back late at night for a drink and to watch the beautiful people get progressively less beautiful.
Typical day at the beach in Naxos
After 10 days we caught a ferry to Naxos where we returned to Summer Dreams Villas on the beach at Agia Ana.  We stayed about 30 seconds walk from the beach and 1 minute from this great beach club called Santana where for the price of a coffee or a 4 course meal you could use their beach chairs and umbrellas for free.  Santana also had a great waitress who looked like Pink so that was a novelty not missed on Big A or I.  Naxos is a really uncomplicated island that focuses on simply the beaches and tavernas.  We caught the bus into Naxos town a few times to break up the week and book ferry trips to Santorini and back to Mykonos.  We also caught a movie “Snow White and the Huntsman” in an open air cinema, but waiting over 45 mins for the bus home at midnight spoilt, what would otherwise have been, a good night out.    
During our time in Naxos we eventually made our decision on where to live, or in fact I think our decision was made for us.  The choice London (global city, vibrant, multicultural, culturally rich, close to Europe, great friends, great opportunities) v. Brisbane (family, at least one secure job, good school and neighborhood, great friends, known entity) both cities so different no wonder the decision had been impossible.  However, Big A’s options and mine seemed to finally come together at the same time and we had to make a choice.  I’d already decided against the consultancy role and hadn’t heard back for 2 weeks about another EMEA role so it was looking like our move to London would be on the basis of no jobs.  Big A on the other hand was given the option to take the money and run or return early for a better role.  He had 24 hours to make his mind up.  12 hours in I got a call on the EMEA role and although it was all going ahead, due to the UK summer vacation, they were struggling to get the signatures to enable them to put the offer in writing.  They needed a few more days a least, but I knew we didn’t have that much time.  So I handed the reigns to Big A to make the call and, similar to when IOC President, Juan Antonio Samaranch proclaimed SYDNEY as the host of the 2000 Olympics, Big A said a simple but significant word … Australia.  We would go home via London and Thailand, forfeight the last leg of our round the world flight (as Qantas wouldn’t give us seats on the flights we needed) and arrive via Asia Air into the Gold Coast at the end of September.  But for now, back to Greece…     
Lunch at Sphinx in Santorini
We’d booked to stay 10 days in Naxos but after 7 days we interrupted our stay to hop over to Santorini. We’d been to Santorini twice before, even got married there, so the island wasn’t part of our plan this trip.  However Big A’s mum and dad were passing by on their 5 star cruise ship and had a scheduled 1 day stop over.  Unfortunately, Summer Dreams wasn’t prepared to hold our room and not charge us for the time we were away, so we booked a couple of nights at the cheapest hotel in Santorini, near Fiera we could find.  Villa Romantic was anything but ‘romantic’ but at only €115 a night it was good enough. Typically the hotels in Santorini come with infinity pools, sweeping caldera views and/or breathtaking sunsets. Villa Romantic came with a cockroach on the wall, a violet guard dog chained to the wall of a neighbouring hotel that stood between us and Fiera, no footpath to speak of so we had to walk on the road and for about 70% of the time, we were overcome by the smell and slipping hazard of an endless stream of fresh donkey dung splattering the road.  We later learnt that all the working donkeys in Fiera used the same road as us and there was no alternative for them, or us… there was no mention of this in Tripadvisor!   
Another tooth bites the dust
Ignoring the hotel, the trip to Santorini was a success and seeing Big A’s parents, especially when we announced our move back to Australia was lovely.  We had lunch at Sphinx on the caldera (where we had our wedding dinner 4 years ago) and took a quick trip into Oia.  There were tears all round when we said our goodbyes and even more when we had to face the walk, savage dog and donkey dung back to Villa Romantic!  
Island hopping
Back in Naxos I rang mum for her 70th birthday. Luckily, unlike dad’s card, the tickets for the Beachboys concert and a letter had arrived but the singing and dancing videos the girls had done had failed to get posted on Facebook … must have been too good for Zuckerberg and his cronies!
Family catchup in Mykonos
From Naxos we returned to Mykonos and En Lefko and had another 4 nights before we caught our flight to London.  This was the flight we’d booked when we thought the girls were returning to start school in the first week of September.  The highlight of the 4 days was a catchup with my cousin and his girlfriend.  We took them to Nicos Tavern and then decided to have a drink at one of the bars.  Needless to say that 1 turned into a few and apparently I had a Jaegermister (I have no idea how to spell it but it's pronounced the same way as the Fashion Label with mister on the end,,,,,).  S & L didn't sleep in the 16 or so hours they were in Mykonos, nothing unusual about that surprisingly, but I have no idea how the hell they caught the ferry the next day. I was a brilliant shade of green and drove the big white bus a few times around the block before I felt semi-human again.  
As we flew out of Greece we couldn’t help but feel a little saddened by the fact that this was the first leg of our journey home and effectively the beginning of the end of our gap year. 


Big A's Perspective to follow....(when he can be asked as he's just way too busy on I_need_to_look_at_a_million_cars_before_I_buy_one.com) 

Sunday 16 September 2012

Week 32 - 34 Italy


Firstly apologies for the delay in this post but we have been busy playing tourists and I've been hooked by  "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" trilogy and "The Hunger Games" trilogy both worth a read if you have the time.  I'm actually making up for some lost time as I love reading but at home I never seem to get more than a couple of pages into a book before I'm in the land of nod.   Anyway.....here is Italy and Greece will follow shortly.
We headed off from housesitting at the Kritslammers in Châteauneuf-Grasse near Valbonne in the morning and headed to Alessio, our first Italian destination, where we’d heard great things about the town and beach.  On the way we got great news that the girls had both been accepted into our preferred school in London;  something everyone, including the school, said was a miracle (more about that below).  We arrived in Allesio around lunch time so grabbed the obligatory Greek salad and grilled calamari.  It was really crowded but Big A and his girls went in for a dip while I caught up on some reading on the beach.  As it was so hot and crowded we didn’t stay long.  Like France, there are so many beaches dominated by loungers and umbrellas that you have to pay for.  The rental cost ranges from $12 to $30 a day depending on the exclusivity of the area.  Sometimes you can get the loungers included in your very expensive lunch but we chose to each cheaply and “lounge” on the sand at the public beaches wherever we went (Greece would prove the exception to this but more about that in my next post).
Alessio Beach, Italy
To the left of the beach is a beautiful array of brightly coloured umbrellas and little beach huts that are rented by the punters to use as changing rooms.  They are the size of portaloos so really there’s not much else you could use them for.
We headed off from Alessio around 3pm to Lu where we’d booked into the Palazzo Paleologi Resort for one night to break up our trip to Lake Garda.  The name and description had us expecting great things but unfortunately we were a little disappointed as the village closes down on a Monday night and the people staying in the hotel didn’t really make us feel that welcomed.  It was like a ghost town.  The restaurant however, was beautiful and resembled the image one would have of an ancient stone monastery set in a medieval hill top village.  The sunset was breathtaking and from our balcony table we got to sit centre stage to watch the landscape of wheat and sunflower fields transform as the sky closed her eyes for the day.  I have provided a detailed review of this (and many other hotels and restuarants etc) under the name “icklefritz” on Tripadvisor.
We left Lu the following day and drove for about 2 hours to Lake Garda.  I’d chosen to stay a couple of days in a hotel that had a great pool for the girls.  I say I because if it was up to Big A we would have stayed at Sirmione with no pool for 3 times as much and, given that I knew Venice and Rome were going to be hideously expensive, I was determined to have some cheaper nights in rural Italy.  We drove past the Hotel Centro Turistico Gardesano twice as it was so poorly sign posted and frankly so awful!  It could pass for a council estate in the UK and was definitely only really suitable for the “young” backpacking set who basically just want a cheap bed to crash in!  Thank goodness the pool area was huge as they opened it up to the public (for a small fee), which meant that we had a large amount of day trippers!  Big A will surely have a field day with this hotel’s review and it’s location…. 
Storm brewing over Lake Garda
Sirmione Restaurant
Whilst staying around Lake Garda (albeit our hotel was a 30 minute drive away) we went to Sirmione twice.   Sirmione is on a thin strip of land about 100 meters wide and about 2 kms long, extending into the lake.  Having water on either side makes for some spectacular views from the many hotels that line the one road that goes in and out of Sirmione.   Apart from the massive lake (Lake Garda is 370km2) Sirmione is absolutely spectaclular.  At the entrance to the village, which sits at the end of the peninsular, there the 13th century Scaliger Castle complete with moat and swans.  The village is adorned with vines creeping over many of the beautiful buildings creating a lovely visual oasis from the August heat.  We ate twice in Sirmione as the location was just so beautiful. We were even treated to a free “entertainment spectacular” on one night as a touring British school performed on the promenade, in front of the lake.  Whilst, eventually, they managed to fill the hundred or so seats, the greatest reaction from the audience came when a bolt of lightening seemed to hit the lake behind them, quickly followed by torrential downpour!  Unfortunately their routine came to an abrupt end but while it lasted, the girls loved it; especially the slow-mo Olypmics themed mime dance!   
From Lake Garda we sped off to Venice.  We parked at Fusina where we then caught the ferry (http://www.terminalfusina.it/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=120&Itemid=320&lang=en) to Venice.  Whilst at around €80 for parking and return ferry, it wasn’t the cheapest, it was the quickest and had the least amount of changes.  We had to walk the last 15 minutes to get to our hotel but that was fine as we’d left most of our luggage in the car.
Construction Venice Style
We stayed for 3 nights in Venice at the Hotel San Moise.  It was right on a canal (so many hotels are) and only a 2 minute walk from Piazza St Marco.  Venice was, as ever stunning and we had great fun getting lost wandering amongst it’s little alleyways (calles).  We did the main sightseeing things like Piazza St Marco, Grand Canal, Ponte Vecchio, Rialto Bridge and Murano Island’s glass factory and “museum” (which when booked through the hotel, we were picked up by a free private water taxi which was really lovely way to take the 20 minute journey).  
Venice is unique and spectacular and gave Middle A her number 1 thing to do on our gap year; take a gondola ride. The ride was really informative as our guide was quite talkative (didn’t sing however which was disappointing).  We paid €80 for the hour but we should have negotiated more as others did (especially at the Hard Rock Café) and they got the ride for about €65.  Speaking of the Hard Rock Café, I’d never been before but we ended up here twice in 3 nights because frankly having been presented with pizza and pasta on every menu since we left London in February, we were desperate for a change.  The other night was a splurge at a restaurant called Bistrot de Venise (http://www.bistrotdevenise.com/eng/index.html).  We ate here because we walked by the night before and it looked special.  We sat outside with the gondolas passing by at the end of the calle.  They were full but as we were the last table before the canal, it felt like we were the only ones there (but in a good way).  Eating there just confirmed our thoughts and gave us that rare occasion where a restaurant surpasses your expectations across all elements, value, food, service and location.  
Venice also gave us an opportunity to play around with dressing up as the girls tried on a variety of masks from Veniceland, located just off St Mark’s Square. The manager got out the caps and allowed me to take a photo.  I even managed to get a souvenir mask for the house to remind us of a place we had so much fun in.  
Little A (or is it???)
From Venice we got the ferry back to the car and drove about 2 hours to the outskirts of San Gimignano in the area of Siena.  We had a week here, staying at the Hotel Le Volpaie, with the intention of seeing some of Tuscany from a central location.  The hotel had a pool we could retreat with the kids to after a day of sightseeing.  As Australian’s, we are used to the heat but being a tourist is not like being at home where air conditioned cocoons keep the onslaught of the heat at bay.  The hotel in itself was nothing special but the Tripadvisor reviews made me think I’d be mad not to book here… and yes the breakfast was nice but please why do so many travellers get so hung up on this meal!  I swear it can make or break a hotel on Tripadvisor which is such a shame as it disproportionately skews the rating and that was the case for Hotel Le Volpaie. 
San Gimignano was founded in the 3rd Century and has a history influenced by Attila the Hun and the Black Death.  It became an art destination and tourist town around the 19th century.  From San Gimignano were able to explore many of the towns associated with the Tuscan region like Florence, Pisa, Volterra, Montalcino and Montepulciano.  The latter three are like San Gimignano, hilltop medieval towns, and I have to say that they began to blend into one after a while.  They are all incredibly beautiful and have magnificent views of the Tuscan landscape but they are all so similar.  I think it was Volterra, they had about 57 restaurants and they were all serving the same food, pizza, pasta and salads.  Big A even said to one of them, “why don’t you have one kitchen producing for each restaurant?”.  The one restaurant in the area Tres Archi was good but closed on weird days – like Wednesday so we found a little bistro called Ristornate Il Monte, on the side of the road about 3kms from our hotel.  We ended up eating dinner there most nights as it was cheap, had great food and variety.  It also had chickens out the back which the girls and I let out one night.  The sight of us trying to round them up and usher them back into their pen caused Big A to nearly wet his pants laughing!  I’m sure there’ll be something about it in his perspective….  
Probably the three big things I will take away from our time in San Gimignano are:
1) the images I had of Tuscany are rolling green fields full of sunflowers and vineyards and they weren’t.  Instead they were main full of sunflowers and wheat and therefore the colour was a hue of orange and yellow.
2) Pisa is a horrible, ugly, dirty town that has one redeeming feature, it’s leaning tower.
3) the afternoon my little girls walked all the way up to the top of the Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore (Duomo) in Florence.  It was 400+ steps up, through tight narrow passage ways before we came out and stood on the top of Florence’s iconic landmark overlooking the city.  It took so long to reach the top that once there, we had to rush down for our scheduled entrance to the Accademia Gallery to see Michelangelo’s sta tue of David – what troopers they are.
As a treat for the girls we took them for a day horse riding around the Tuscan hills at La Fiaba.  I joined the girls and we had a great time getting to know Attilo, Blondina and Wilma.  Even Big A got to spend some time bonding with a cat and her adopted litter of kittens (the kitten's mother was tragically hit by a car soon after giving birth so her sister stepped in).  I swear they could have just charged us to allow Middle and Little A play with the kittens and I'm surprised we managed to leave without finding one in the car.  http://la-fiaba.com 
La Fiaba horse riding
Pienza Hotel Relais II Chiostro di Pienza
 From San Gimignano we made our way to Rome but stopped off for one night in picturesque Pienza.  The hotel, Hotel Relais II Chiostro di Pienza http://www.anghelhotels.it/eng/relais_chiostro_di_pienza/home.htm was formerly a Franciscan monastery, located in the heart of the medieval hilltop village (yes another one!) right next to St Francis cathedral.   We had to actually pass people crowding the entrance of the hotel to view the ornate internal courtyard lined with soft white drapes and grand towering columns.  We only really had time for a wander around the village and the girls to have a swim before it was time for dinner.  We ate at Trattoria La Buca delle Fate   and had the Bistecca alla Fiorentina that was a massive 1.4 kg piece of beef cooked on the bone and then sliced at the table. The meal, the village and the hotel were all really memorable but I don’t know if you’d stay longer than one or two days.  So off we went early the next morning, keen to get to Rome.
I’d been to Rome before, as had Big A, but I was still excited to be going there with the girls and seeing the sights all over again.  We said goodbye to Rennie Renault who had been our mobility since we flew into Nice in February.  Without her we would not have been able to do the school runs and see what we saw in France and Italy so it was a little sad that we said goodbye to her and delivered her back to Renault where she will be sold as a demo model. 
We caught the train from the airport into the main rail station and walked with all our luggage to the Hotel Morgana just two streets away.   It is not a joke when people write about the size of the rooms in Rome.  By the time the hotel had put two single and a double bed into the room, you could not see the floor.  The decore was lovely and ornate as you’d expect and the staff were very helpful and attentive, specially the breakfast manager to the young, and not so young but single, female guests! We got ourselves tickets on the Hop on Hop Off bus Roma Christiana.  I couldn’t understand, given the severely hot days, why people booked the buses with no roof as it must have been so uncomfortable sat there in the Rome traffic.  Anyway, this was a good way to get around Rome without walking for miles as the underground transport consists of two lines only and taxis are expensive.  The only problem  was finding where to “hop on” if you got off and walked away from where you “hopped off”.  This caused some frustration on everyone’s part but we managed to get through the few days without the threat of anyone leaving the family unit for better pastures which was a win all round.

David and Fans
Unfortunately Big A and the girls were not keen on more pizza and pasta so out of the three nights in Rome, we ate twice at the Hard Rock Café!  We tried to fit in a number of the more iconic landmarks as the girls had been studying Italian at school and were familiar with the Coliseum, Trevi Fountain, Spanish Steps and the Vatican.  We tried to segregate the days so we didn’t get overwhelmed and left time to enjoy a gelato, coffee or wine whilst watching the world go by (one of my favourite things to do on holiday).  One of the best things we did was to buy a guided tour through the Coliseum so that the girls could ask questions from someone who actually knew the answers rather than Big A’s version.  Following the Coliseum we changed guides to carry on with a tour through the Forum.  Our new guide David was fabulous david-tours@live.com.  His passion for his city, cynicism of its current government and contempt for some of it’s not so glorious past was clearly evident. The girls were fascinated and never more than 1 meter away from him, asking all sorts of questions.

Rome Coliseum
Because David was so good, we followed up with a tour the following day through the Vatican Museum and St Peter’s Basilica. David was replaced by another tour guide, Jonathan…ahh beautiful Jonathan…..  As with David, the girls were never more than 1 meter away and, funnily enough, my sudden acute hearing problem meant I also needed to be up close!!!  Given all the eye candy, the 4 hour tour flew by and Jonathan’s knowledge of the works within the museum, especially Michelangelo’s, was so impressive.  I’d never really invested in a tour before because I thought they were too expensive and all rip offs.  The Coliseum tour was probably the worst as the lady’s accent was very strong and therefore very hard to hear her amongst our crowd of about 50 people in the immediate vicinity and hundreds of others very close by.  Of course me being on the phone for half the tour didn’t help…..
Yes, I spent a lot of time on the phone in Italy as I was interviewing for a number of roles in London. Having flown back to London the previous month to get the girls accepted into a good primary school, the next step was for me to get a job.  I was speaking to a number of people, mainly about consulting and contracting opportunities and it was looking very promising.  One of the roles as to take up a permanent position with a top 5 management consultancy but given it wasn’t a partner position I had concerns about the level of seniority, starting salary and age of colleagues I’d be competing against for any promotion. This and other roles needed some serious consideration and I was determined not to jump into something with full analysis of what it meant for my girls, my marriage and me. 
Big A also had his challenges regarding his role back in Australia as he had put his application in for VR and in parallel was talking to another team within the same company about a potential role. 
In trying to line our ducks up we also had to find a house to rent in London, without actually being in London at the time. We knew the area well so that wasn’t the issue, but we were reluctant to rent somewhere without at least having the floor plan to view and this proved to be almost impossible to obtain from the estate agencies. 
In moving from Australia to the UK we also had a concern over Little A’s schooling.  In 2011 she was just finishing prep and would have gone into Grade 1 in 2012.  However, in moving the girls to school in London, given her August birthday and the Sept to Aug intake period, come September 2012, in London she would go into Grade 3.  Now when we set out on this trip we knew the girls would miss a year of schooling.  They attended school in France and we’ve also been doing bits with them on a regular basis but the reality is that little A would be out of school for Grade 1, skip Grade 2 completely and always be the youngest in her year in Grade 3.  Anyone who’s read Freakenomics and Super Freakenomics by S. Levitt and S. Dubner would be aware of the statistical handicap of being the youngest in a school year and our move to London would force this upon one of our daughters.  So staying in London had to have a significant upside to balance our concerns.
Before leaving Rome we had to lighten our load so sent two boxes back to London.  I don’t know where on earth we picked up all this extra stuff but I guess when you spend a year living between different countries and extreme temperatures you have to equip yourself with “stuff”.   We gave a lot of things away to charity but some stuff we couldn’t (like the Sherpa lined hooded A&F coats I bought in the US at the beginning of our trip, the girls fleeces from Ebica and of course the American Girl dolls!). We flew out of Rome to Mykonos (Greece) with a 6 hour stop over (from midnight to 6am) in Athens.  Whilst on the plane, and in the airport lounge, we had to contend with a number of very young Italian boys chanting Mykonos, Mykonos and whooping continuously.  I even had to do the grumpy old woman tut at one of them to save me from grabbing him by the throat. It must have been their first time and I can’t really blame them for being excited, as Mykonos is a truly fabulous place to visit and relax and even better place to party. 

Big A's perspective to follow.... 

Friday 3 August 2012

Week 26 to 31 June and Au Revoir to France

The happy couple
Best bridal table in France!

June started off with another visit from the Stormans which, in itself, was special enough, but it also included a wedding! Long story short, to pull the mini Stormans out of their very exclusive school a few days before the actual holidays began, they had to give the school a very good excuse.  This excuse manifested itself into a wedding; Big A’s and mine.  We didn’t know this until they arrived but luckily for us all, the white lie was easy to go along with as we’d already organized a street party as part of “Fête de Voisins” the day after they arrived. It is an old village tradition in France whereby the town hall gives the villagers tables and chairs and you sit outside inviting neighbours and friends to join you for food and wine.  The Schmiddies organized it all and as they now live downstairs in the cave, it was effortlessly pulled together with about 20 guests.  I cooked Thai Green Chicken Curry and everyone bought something to contribute.  Unbeknown to us, Mrs Schmiddie’s sister arrived with a couple of bouquets of flowers from a wedding she’d attended the day before, so the scene was set.  We even got the mock service officiated by someone associated with the town hall and a photo of the evening appeared in the Valbonne news!  It was a fabulous night.  
Our gorgeous Le Fete de Maison hosts
Bumchinya & Storman
The Stormans stayed for a week and we went to the beach, ate at Café Des Arcades (a lot), went for a day trip to the caves just beyond Grasse and generally had a great time catching up with them.  I even drove to Cap 3000 with Bumchinya. Cap 3000 is a large department store about 20 minutes from Valbonne and houses stores like Galaries Lafayette, H&M and Kooples.  It is a great place to drive to as the car park is open air and you can get into it and park without having to do a 3 point turn at each corner.  Otherwise it’s a place to avoid as it is really busy and full of high street sameness. 

Godmother and hubby in Nice
We had some lovely surprises in June when one of my best friends and her hubby came to visit for a long weekend.  Not only was it fabulous to share a few days with a close girlfriend having a wine and some great food in the square but it also gave us the opportunity to do the Valbonne to Biot walk through the brague. At least that should've shut Big A up a bit as he keeps complaining that neither I, nor the girls, ever want to do the 10km walk by the river.  But of course it won't last and before we know it, he will find something else to moan about.  We also had a visit from my godmother (GM) and her hubby.  My GM has lived overseas for most of my adult life so she has always been an inspiration to me to travel and live a big life full of adventure.  We only had dinner but as usual the time spent in their company was invaluable.  As we toy with the idea of staying in London, my GM and Paul only reenforced the excited of continuing the adventure by staying abroad a bit longer. It was a really great night.
    
Bumchinya's floral garland on Little A
June was also a time to meet some new people, the Waltons.  These guys are about 5 kids short of their TV namesakes… but I think the 2012 Mrs Walton has enough at 2, a boy and girl. What a lovely family and because they were Queenslanders living abroad, had been in France since the beginning of 2012, were living in Valbonne Village, their children had attended Ebica school and, in August, will be living in our village townhouse, we had a lot in common.  This included our fondness for the Schmiddies, so suffice to say we spent a lot of time together.  Mr Walton works every second month abroad so it was interesting hearing about his job managing an off-shore oil rig and what life in Uzbekistan is like.  I developed a real admiration for Mrs Walton as she told of her challenges in setting up her family in France without a word of French two days after her husband took off for work.  She was truly an inspiration for anyone who wants to mix their life up a bit and take a chance on a new adventure.  I’m sure she’ll do something the whole world will think is amazing one day and I hope to be there to toast her good fortune.  

Two of our high-lights included the bonfire night called Fête de la St.Jean and Le Fete de Music (or something like that).  Unfortunately for our rock star landlord we couldn't muster the energy to keep up and so, although making all the promises to "be back down in a minute", we retreated to the big house and left him in his cave to take his girl and head off to the gigs without us.  We did get the chance to hear some of the things that go on around the village and most of it was good.  Le Fete de Music is basically where anyone can grab an instrument and play.  In our confined village this could have been disastrous (and if replicated in Australia, where we are almost American with overinflated views of ourselves, I'm sure it would have been).  Luckily only the talented in France step out, instrument in hand.  The other festival, Fete de la St. Jean is a pagan tradition whereby the locals walk through the street with live fire on the end of a batton and through the barton into a huge bonfire.  After a while, led by the Major, the villages are allowed to jump over the burning mass ... all in the name of giving good luck for the crops that year.  Big A decided to watch the football while I was left with Middle and Little A.  Unbeknown to me, someone gave them both a live baton and Little A nearly caused a 000 call (although in France it's 112).  It was very funny and I need to thank Mrs Walton for taking my girls for a jump over the bonfire when I, wisely I think, decided my sheer maxi dress might just not make it!!!!  Middle A was once again our brave little soldier going over twice, whilst Little A at the last minute decided to watch with mummy.  I'd love to show you the photos ... but I didn't take my camera so Mrs Walton if you're reading this.......(here are some photos provided by Mrs Walton..

Live flame in hands of 9 & 6 year olds...


and off we go in the most dangerous parade ever!
Hundred of live flames into big wood heap = big fire
The finale.. jumping over the once big fire.
The Waltons had a taste for the fine bubbles, so after our first dinner together where we “pushed the boat out”, I retreated back to my €3.50 carafe of rose and left them to it.  When you are on a $300 a day budget, you can’t really afford to purchase $60 bottles of champagne!  We all had a number of great days in the square including an oyster and champagne dinner with a couple of the Schmiddies friends – the Count and Countess of the Caribbean.  Yes real blue bloods with such great stories.  In fact the one thing you are guaranteed in Europe is that everyone has a story and most of them are tremendously interesting.  So Big A and Mrs Walton sat down to hear wonderful tales of A list celebrities visiting their 5 star hotels over the years.  They were very humble with it and I know made a big impression on Big A who just loves hearing a bit of dirt about the “polished” and “posed” glitterati. 
Friends of Vignal Tennis Club

There were also a few sad notes in June, not just because we had to leave but also because our tennis club was sold to someone who had visions of developing it (boo) and our girls got caught up in some rather nasty bullying.  It had been escalating over the months but we had put it down to girls being girls and a bit of jostling over friends and popularity.  There were only a few girls involved but they were nearly all in Middle A’s class and a few were sisters.  I will refrain from going into the details as I don’t want it to dominate this update but we became so uncomfortable about the whole situation including the girls, school and parents, that we ended up pulling the girls out of school early.  Unfortunately this meant that they missed their end of year concert that promised to be a magical afternoon; but we didn’t feel we had any other option.  Not being at the concert gave rise to a lot of discussion and afterwards mothers rang me and came to our house to support our decision.  They said they’d been aware of the issues with these girls and that it wasn’t just our girls being picked on, there had been many others. They also told us that the bullying girls would be leaving the school a week early so Middle and Little A returned to school for the last two days to say goodbye and end the year on a high. We’ve moved on and have only happy memories of Valbonne, but at the time it was the darkest days we’ve ever spent as parents and the first time my girls ever saw their mother sob.  
House sitting - French Villa Style

So onto lighter things.  We ended our time in Valbonne with a fantastic four days housesitting for the Kritslammers while they were away visiting family.  This included looking after their amazing pool, two dogs, three cats, six sections of grass and one strip of ivy.  In between feeding, weeding and watering we invited the Schmiddies over for a seafood lunch and swim.  Mr Schmiddie got the guitar out and demonstrated some of the talent that saw him catapulted to fame in the 70’s with the punk band, The Physicals; and Mrs Schmiddie, already a stunner, showed us just how she captured the heart of her punk rocker following a session of hair and makeup by Little A.  In fact we all had a session with Little A, but we all agreed Mrs Schmiddie’s results were the most……  breathtaking!  With a little tear and very heavy of heart, we said our goodbyes to the Schmiddies, Valbonne Village, the Brague, Vignal Tennis Club and all the people we’d met during the past 5 months and headed off to Italy.  
The end of June was my dad’s birthday, unfortunately I never know what to get him when I live an hour away, so the task of buying him a present he’d appreciate from 10,000kms away was an impossible task.  So I sent him a card (that he still hasn’t got) and the girls sent him an email – oh and we called.  I’ll make it up to him in August when I have an equally challenging task of finding a present for my mother’s 70th.

Big A's perspective to follow....


BIG A
Jesus…another wedding…I would have more enthusiastic to have another handbag in the house!
Thanks Stormans !
However, as it turned out having the “Le Fete du Maison” street party on at the same time (and a huge quantity of pastis, champers, beers and wine!) made the whole wedding thing seem like almost a ‘normal’ thing to do….and the Child Bride is a little cracker of a girl and I still consider myself a lucky boy…so what the hell! I have very little recollection of the evening or the bouquet of flowers that just appeared from nowhere…although I do remember the ‘vicar’ who was very solemn, calm and succinct….…if only the real wedding had been this quick…on top of a Santorini mountain in 40 degrees listening to priest babble on in Greek for what seemed like days! On another note..I must have been hammered but not as much as Jacques must have been …Jacques is a good looking guy in his 60’s that plays a lot of tenis, including tournaments, has a beautiful wife and is apparently destined to be the next Mayor of a nearby village (a very special position in France). Jacques speaks very little English and unfortunately for him we began to talk about tennis at the Vignal tennis Club and then just kept going, discussing all manner of things including how he was a champion rugby player in Paris before he went on national service in North Africa, how he came to be in the South of France, The Brague (always the Brague!), the upcoming French presidential election, the Russian problem on the Cote D’Azur and his love of tennis. The Schmiddies and Child Bride were particularly impressed with this although I’ve no doubt poor Jacque was very forgiving of my imperfect French and spoke very slowly for my benefit.

Once again it was great to see the Stormans…..I derive no end of amusement from observing Mr Storman who is an absolute fruit-cake obsessed with buying plastic crap from the cheap, plastic crap shops and constantly on the go….taking him to the beach and watching him try to sit still for longer than 30 seconds is fascinating and very amusing. In 2 hours at the beach he had taken the kids for a walk up and down the beach twice, scoured the beachfront shops for plastic crap and acquired various beach toys and the poshest beach mat I’ve ever seen and found a place to eat lunch….all without ever having actually got his feet wet!

The presence of Bumchinya and her black Harrods card obviously prompted Billie to take to the roads in Reggie Renault for only the second time ever…what that woman will do for a shopping spree is truly amazing. I doubt she would have driven me to the hospital if I had needed to go but  give her the chance to drive to the shops …..this was not an opportunity for her to miss!

Art Investors United Inc
Along with our new found friends The Waltons we seemed to spend most days in the company of the Schmiddies drinking, eating and talking…just wonderful. Papa Walton kinda reminded me a bit of Mr Storman…doesn’t like to sit still and is always looking to invest in something. His lime green running shoes were a sight I shall never forget! Mama Walton was just lovely and a very easy person to spend some time with. On one particular occasion we spoke to the Count of the Caribbean for what must have been hours one evening…what an impressive story and humble guy. His stories of managing a boutique hotel on an remote Kenyan Island and world famous celebrity hotel in the Bahamas and the endless list of A-listers that stayed there was fantastic. Spending ones time between an island in the Bahamas, a small village in Wales, Virginia (USA) and Valbonne seems like a pretty cool way to spend your life to me! 

As for the bullying episode…we had previously had a really good relationship with the parents of the kids involved. He was a massive rugby and golf fan and seemed like a genuinely really nice guy. She too seemed really nice albeit a bit ‘out there’. But both were extremely busy and what was truly disappointing to me was that she seemed to be far more focused on managing the perceptions of her peers regarding the bullying episode than actually dealing with the bullying itself. I do know that is was comforting to the Child Bride that a handful of parents confirmed that their kids had been bullied too and supported what we had done. I am proud of the Child Bride and for what we did and honestly believe we raised an ugly issue that nobody else was prepared to raise and as such the parents and the school are now in a much better place to identify and deal with it.
However, having your children and wife so upset and crying their eyes out is a very sobering experience….my primary job is fundamentally to look after them and this trip was all about positive experiences wasn’t it? With hindsight would I manage it differently next time?…yes…but would I do it again?....absolutley. Kids must trust that when they tell their parents they are being bullied that their parents do something about it. Otherwise the kids will internalize it and wont tell their parents anything.

My final morning jog in the Brague before we headed off to the Kritslammers to house sit was a very sad affair. I had taken to jogging up their in the hills above the Brague every morning and as much as I derive no pleasure from exercise I loved my morning jaunts in the Brague…I cant explain why. So on my final jog I did feel a definite pang of sadness as this would no doubt be the last time I would jog there…well I would have if a giant, vicious cocker spaniel hadn’t tried to eat me!  Monsieur Le Marquis De La Brague has left the building! Lets hope the people of Valbonne look after her for future generations to enjoy as I have.

The same must be said of the Vignal Tennis Club. I doubt I will ever join another tennis club. That club was just perfect. You could be playing on a court with the Prince Of Belgium on one side and a bunch of rowdy of 5 year olds on the other. So not pretentious or snobby. So not posh. So relaxed. I do hope the new owners maintain those characteristics, as the character of the place is just wonderful.

The Kritzslammers are another fantastic family. Father Kritslammer is an impossible guy to dislike. He is so enthusiastic and positive and full of beans. And the way he manages the household whilst the wife is out working is truly amazing…mowing and watering the 14 sections of their vast lawn, managing the fruit trees, cutting his own hair….their is no end to his talent…but I’ve no doubt the stress of having to constantly make dinner reservations and order takeaways will finally take its toll and force him to build a functioning kitchen in his house after 2 years!

As for Mother Kritslammer …what a gem. So easy to spend time with and willing to pay herself out and her husband. Who else would go to France and work as a doctor without actually understanding any French! That’s guts! There is absolutely no side to this couple – what you see is what you get. The way they left the UK and set up a life in France, first in Chamonix and later in the south is truely inspiring. I genuinely really enjoyed the time I spent with them and their daughter was just a beautiful girl – exactly the sort of girl that any parent would want their daughter to hang out with.

The time we spent house-sitting for the Kritslammers was wonderful although I’m sure the animals have psychological damage from the constant attention  our kids! The seafood lunch we had with the Schmiddies was fantastic and after a great day watching Monsieur Schmiddie revert to him former glam rock days, complete with tight pants and makeup it was with more than a little sadness that we said our farewells.
I was genuinely extremely sad to be leaving France. I adore the place and would love to retire there. The weather; the language; the countryside; the villages; the water and the people…..Merci France; J’adore. Je vais revenir. Now to conquer Italy!